A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner yesterday.  
How? The other beggar asked.  
 
First beggar: Someone gave me a Rm100 note yesterday.  I went to the KL Tower Revolving Restaurant and ordered wine & dinner worth Rm 1,000, and enjoyed the  
The  manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.  
 
I gave the Rm 100 note to the police fellow, and he set me free.   Isn't that a wonderful example of financial management?!!!
dinner.  When the bill came, I said, I had no money.